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The End!

…of the world as we know it, and we feel fine about it. Find out why in this month’s issue.

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Science Fact

By Arison Cain

Arison Cain takes a brief hiatus from his book tour promoting his new science fiction autobiography to share with us his vision of a post-Armageddon wasteland. In this unfamiliar new world, what he finds is necessary and what he finds prudent are at complete odds with one another. Here, in all its glory, is an excerpt in which Arison approaches an epoch of his many embattled adventures across the ruined country he once called home and he once called safe.

A Guide to Surviving Your Fates

By Josh Allen

When you find yourself face to face with a feral toddler that hasn’t eaten in six days, how do you defend yourself? When your backpack is as empty as your stomach, how do you ensure the dinner you’ve just trapped isn’t infected with gonorrhea? Lucky for you, Josh Allen is a man of the wilderness and as hard to kill as a cockroach—a cockroach with a predisposition to heart disease. Josh will be your guide to surviving the end of the world. Or, at the very least, living long enough to beat one off.

Dismantling the Hypothetical; Confronting the Palpable

By Arion Londraville

When the world comes to an end, will it be at the hands of a conspiracy planned by an elite few? Be careful who you ask, because Arion Londraville is lying in wait, ready to answer using the gifts that science has given her. With critical thinking and an open mind, she rips such questions asunder. Then, “In what form will the final days come down upon our blue Earth?” you ask. Arion will take your hand and walk you through what the facts reveal about our destiny.

Editor's Choice

Iran Referred to Model UN Security Council

By Arion Londraville

Original Version Posted March 2006

While the other articles this month turn an eye toward the human race’s possible endgame, we reach into our archive to find an article about a threat from days gone by. Iran–pshaw! In all actuality, the threat of Iran possessing nuclear weapons is still present, and even more of a strategic risk. But, at least we aren’t going into a direct war with them in the foreseeable future. Maybe the smack down these children brought on is part of why.

Read: Iran Referred to Model UN Security Council

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