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Outta’ Time!
…to go over the fancy scientific details of time travel. The Libyans are coming after all, so strap in!
A lot of things are ruined by poorly written situational comedy and even more still are mangled by Kung-Fu that’s poorly veiled as TV drama. Amongst the countless ideas annihilated lay time travel, a once golden pinnacle of the future has been brought to its knees by wacky storylines and overused laugh tracks. Arison–upset about this turn of events–looks back what he believes are some of the most acute causes of its downfall.
Read the Article: Five Ways Television Ruined Time Travel For Me
So you think you can just go time traveling all willy-nilly and care free? Well, think again… and again… and again… because there are paradoxes and other such issues to consider. But, if there’s anyone who has already pondered through these items for you, it’s Josh Allen. And if it is possible to get through all the technological restrictions, what then? Again, Josh has you covered.
There are plenty of ways to move about the timeroad. More than we can hope to discuss in the space allotted to an article this size. But, this conversation is made a little bit easier by the plethora of examples available to us. Arion is your personal guidance counselor on the quest to find the ideal modus operandi for those exploring time.
And here we didn’t think anybody on the UseBombs staff was smart enough to tackle scientific principles of time travel. Leave it to the resident learned Dave Bova to apply the fruits of his schooling to the topic at hand. In this article, Dave debates a simple scholarly concept with himself, since nobody else on the team can understand it.
Have you ever wanted to pick at the brain of a time traveler? Well, Rob LaVine has a few questions for one. That makes it rather convenient for him then that he happens to be a time traveler. Maybe Rob isn’t as renowned in time traveler circles as the man who went back and stopped the assassination of Ronald Reagan, but that doesn’t mean he can’t answer some rudimentary questions.
Original Version Posted Feb 2006
The time for lasers is past–far past–but while looking into time travel, why not also look back to a simpler time? A time when men were men, and those men fought with lasers. So, in this article from our archives it’s easy to see why Arion is so consumed by his passion for lasers and his passion for tagging others with them. Incidentally, this was some time before the laser tag accident that left his face scarred.
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