By Josh Allen
A profound man, or a man with profound issues? Josh Allen investigates the author that’s known only as Dr. Seuzz by children around the world as he attempts to uncover his true emotions and motivations. What Josh finds may shake your credence in human nature, but no more so than cheese-shaped hats or Andy Dick. So, don’t be afraid to read through his findings and become just as disgusted as he is.
Read the Article: Dr. Seuzz – A Diabolical Biographical
By Arion Londraville
What is there to say about an “article” that only weighs in at 233 words? “It’s a brisk read with a sub-par Pagemaster joke?” Not very much more than that it turns out. And so Arion Londraville leaves the editors at a loss for words with this piece, as she cops out by scanning and posting images from one of her favorite children’s book. At least through reliving this story, it’s easy to see where she got her slacker mentality and bad-girl persona.
Read the Article: Vicious Little Sid
By Rob Lavine
The troubled history of Rob LaVine is one that provides us with hours of amusement. And so, you can imagine our collective enthrallment when Rob began writing this piece on his disdain for children’s books and, further still, his disdain for children. Maybe you enjoy the presence of these said “heathens,” but you can’t deny the potential for humor. We sense you still don’t believe us. Perhaps then, you will just get on with reading the article.
Read the Article: Outlaw Children: 101
